Important Indian University Websites

Universities Website
Name of the Institution	Website Address
Aligarh Muslim University (AMU)	www.amu.ac.in
All India Institute of Medical Sciences (AIIMS)	www.aiims.edu/
Alagappa University	www.aluniv.org/
Amaravati University	www.sgbau.ac.in/
Allahabad University (AU)	www.allduniv.edu/
Andra University	www.andhrauniversity.info/
Anna University, Chennai	www.annauniv.edu
Annamalai University	annamalaiuniversity.ac.in/
Arunachal University	www.arunachaluniversity.ac.in/
Assam University	assamuniversity.nic.in/
Banaras Hindu University (BHU)	www.bhu.ac.in
Banasthali Vidhyapith	www.banasthali.org/banasthali/avs/home/
Bengal Engineering College (BEC)	www.becs.ac.in
Barkatullah Vishwavidhyalaya, Bhopal	www.bubhopal.nic.in/
Berhampur University	bamu.nic.in/
Bharathidasan university, Tamil Nadu	www.bdu.ac.in/
Bharathiar University, Tamil Nadu	www.b-u.ac.in
Bharati Vidyapeeth Deemed University	www.bharatividyapeeth.edu/
Birbal Sahni Institute of Palaeobotany	http://www.bsip.res.in/home.htm
Birla Institute of Technology	www.bits-pilani.ac.in
Birsa Agricultural University	www.icar.org.in/birsa/BAU.htm
Board of Intermediate Education, Andhra Pradesh	bieap.gov.in/
Bose Institute, Kolkata	www.boseinst.ernet.in/
Bundelkhand University	www.bundelkhanduniv.org/
Central Board of Secondary Education (CBSE)	www.cbse.nic.in/
Central Hindi Directorate	hindinideshalaya.nic.in/
Central Institute of Educational Technology (CIET)	www.ciet.nic.in/
Central Institute of English and Foreign Languages (CIEFL)	http://www.ciefl.ac.in/
Central Institute of Fisheries Education (CIFE)	www.icar.org.in/cife/index.htm
Central Institute of Indian Languages (CIIL)	www.ciil.org/
Central Institute of Road Transport (CIRT), Pune	www.cirtpune.com
Central Institute of Fisheries Education (Mumbai).	www.icar.org.in/cife/intro.htm
Central Institute of Higher Tibetan Studies	www.smith.edu/cihts/
Central Library, Indian Institute of Technology, Madras	www.cenlib.iitm.ac.in/
Central Marine Fisheries Research Institute (CMFRI)	www.cmfri.com/
Centre for Cultural Resources and Training (CCRT)	ccrtindia.org
Centre for Entrepreneurship Development of Karnataka (CEDOK)	nitpu3.kar.nic.in/cedok/
Chandigarh College Of Architecture	cca.nic.in
Christian Medical College Vellore	www.cmch-vellore.edu/
Ch. Charan Singh University	www.ccsuniversity.org
Chandra Shekhar Azad University of Agriculture & Technology	csauk.ac.in/
Chhatrapati shahu Ji Maharaj University	www.kanpuruniversity.org/
Cochin University of Science And Technology (CUSAT)	www.cusat.ac.in
College of Engineering & Technology, Bhubaneswar	www.cetindia.org/
Commisssion for Scientific and Technical Terminology (CSTT)	cstt.nic.in/
Common Entrance Test (CET) Cell, Karnataka	cet.kar.nic.in/
Delhi College of Engineering	http://www.dce.edu/
Department of Adult and Continuing Education, University of Madras	www.universityofmadras.edu/
Department of Biotechnology, Sindhu Mahavidyalaya	geocities.com/biotechsmv/
Department of Computer Science & Engineering, IITK	www.cse.iitk.ac.in/
Department of Electronics, Cochin University of Science & Technology	www.doe.cusat.edu
Department of Geology, Mohan Lal Sukhadia University	www.geolmlsu.org/
Devi Ahilya Vishwavidyalaya	www.dauniv.ac.in/
Dibrugarh Universit(Dibrugarh).	www.dibru.ernet.in/
Dr. B. R. Ambedkar Open University (Dr. BRAOU)	www.baou.org/
Dr.Babasaheb Ambedkar Marathwada University,	www.bamu.net/
Dravidian University	www.dravidianuniversity.ac.in/
Dr. Harisingh Gour University, Sagar	www.sagaruniversity.nic.in/
Dr Y S Parmar University of Horticulture & Forestry	www.yspuniversity.ac.in/
Dr.B.R.Ambedkar Regional Engineering College, Jalandhar	recjal.nic.in/
Educational Media Research Center (EMRC)	http://www.emrc.org/
Facilitation Centre for Industrial Plasma Technologies (FCIPT)	www.plasmaindia.com
Faculty of Management Studies, University of Delhi	www.fms.edu/
Fr.Muller's Institute of Medical education and Research Mangalore	www.fathermuller.com
Forest Research Institute	www.icfre.org/institutes2/fri.htm
Footwear Design and Development Institute (FDDI)	www.fddiindia.com
Gandhigram Rural Institute	www.ruraluniv.org
Government Medical College and Hospital, Chandigarh	gmch.nic.in
Gujarat University	http://www.gujaratuniversity.org.in
Gujarat Agricultural University	gau.guj.nic.in
Gujarat Ayurved University	http://www.ayurveduniversity.com/
Gujarat Vidyapith	www.gujaratvidyapith.org/
Gulbarga University	www.gulbargauniversity.kar.nic.in/
Guru Gobind Singh Indraprastha University	ggsipu.nic.in
Gauhati University (Gauhati).	gu.nic.in/
Goa University	www.goauniversity.org
Gokhale Institute Of Politics & Economics	www.gipe.ernet.in/
Govind Ballabh Pant University of Agriculture & Technology	www.gbpuat.ac.in/
Guru Jambheshwar University (Hisar).	www.gju.ernet.in/
Gurukula KangriVishwavidyalaya	gkvharidwar.org/
Guwahati Medical College and Hospital	gmchassam.nic.in
Harcourt Butler Technological Institute	www.hbti.edu
Hidayatullah National Law University, Chhattisgarh	www.hnlu.ac.in/
Harish Chandra Mathur Rajasthan State Institute of Public Administration (HCMRIPA)	www.hcmripa.org/
Haryana Institute of Public Administration (HIPA)	hipa.nic.in
Himachal Pradesh University	hpuniv.nic.in
Homi Bhabha Centre For Science Education (HBCSE)	www.hbcse.tifr.res.in
Indian School of Mines (ISM)	www.ism-dhanbad.org
Indian Agricultural Research Institute (IARI)	http://www.iari.res.in/
Indian Agricultural Statistics Research Institute (IASRI)	http://www.iasri.res.in/
Indian Association for the Cultivation of Science (IACS)	www.iacs.res.in/
Indian Association of Social Science Institutions (IASSI)	iassi.nic.in/
Indian Diamond Institute	http://www.diamondinstitute.net/
Indian Institute of Advanced Study (IIAS)	www.iias.org
Indian Institute of Entrepreneurship	iie.nic.in
Indian Institute of Foreign Trade (IIFT)	www.iift.edu/
Indian Institute of Forest Management (IIFM)	www.iifm.org/
Indian Institute of Information Technology ( IIIT), Kolkata	www.iiit-c.org
Indian Institute of Information Technology (IIIT), Bangalore	www.iiitb.ac.in
Indian Institute of Information Technology, Allahabad (IIITA)	www.iiita.ac.in
Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad (IIMA)	www.iimahd.ernet.in
Indian Institute of Management, Bangalore (IIMB)	www.iimb.ernet.in
Indian Institute of Management, Indore	www.iimidr.ac.in
Indian Institute of Management, Kolkata (IIMC)	www.iimcal.ac.in
Indian Institute of Management, Kozhikode (IIMK)	www.iimk.ac.in
Indian Institute of Management, Lucknow	www.iiml.ac.in
Indian Institute of Mass Communication (IIMC)	http://www.iimc.nic.in/
Indian Institute of Packaging	www.iip-in.com
Indian Institute of Science (IISC), Bangalore	www.iisc.ernet.in
Indian Institute of Social Welfare and Business Management (IISWBM)	www.iiswbm.edu
Indian Institute of Technology (IIT), Delhi	www.iitd.ernet.in
Indian Institute of Technology (IIT), Kanpur	www.iitk.ac.in
Indian Institute of Technology (IIT), Kharagpur	www.iitkgp.ernet.in
Indian Institute of Technology (IIT), Madras	www.iitm.ac.in
Indian Institute of Technology, Bombay (IITB)	http://www.iitb.ac.in/
Indian Institute of Technology, Guwahati (IITG)	www.iitg.ernet.in
Indian Institute of Technology, Roorkee (IITR)	www.rurkiu.ernet.in
Indian Railways Institute of Electrical Engineering (IRIEEN)	www.irieen.com
Indian School of Mines (ISM)	www.ismdhanbad.ac.in
Indian Statistical Institute, Bangalore	www.isibang.ac.in
Indian Statistical Institute, Delhi	www.isid.ac.in
Indian Statistical Institute, Kolkata	www.isical.ac.in
Indira Gandhi Institute of Development Research (IGIDR)	www.igidr.ac.in
Indira Gandhi National Open University (IGNOU)	http://www.ignou.ac.in/
Indira Gandhi Rashtriya Uran Academy (IGRUA )	civilaviation.nic.in/igrua/indira.htm
Information and Library Network Centre (INFLIBNET)	www.inflibnet.ac.in
Institute for Plasma Research (IPR)	www.plasma.ernet.in
Institute for Studies in Industrial Development (ISID)	isidev.nic.in
Institute of Chartered Accountants of India (ICAI)	www.icai.org
Institute of Child Health and Hospital for Children	ich.tn.nic.in
Institute of Company Secretaries of India (ICSI)	icsiindia.org/index.asp
Institute of Cost And Works Accountants of India (ICWAI)	www.icwai.org
Institute of Economic Growth	ieg.nic.in
Institute of Himalayan Bioresource Technology (IHBT)	www.csir.res.in/ihbt
Institute of Hotel Management, Catering Technology and Applied Nutrition	http://ihmgoa.nic.in/
Institute of Judicial Training and Research (IJTR)	ijtr.nic.in
Institute of Mathematical Sciences	http://www.imsc.res.in/
Institute of Physics (IOP)	www.iopb.res.in
Institute of Rural Management, Anand	http://www.irma.ac.in/
Inter University Consortium for Department of Atomic Energy Facilities (IUC-DAEF), Calcutta	www.iuc.res.in
International Institute for Population Sciences (IIPS)	www.iipsindia.org
Jadavpur University	www.jadavpur.edu
Jain Vishva Bharati Institute	www.jvbi.ac.in/
Jamia Millia Islamia	jmi.nic.in
Jawaharlal Institute of Postgraduate Medical Education & Research (JIPMER)	www.jipmer.edu
Jawaharlal Nehru Centre for Advanced Scientific Research (JNCASR)	www.jncasr.ac.in
Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University (JNTU)	www.jntu.ac.in
Jawaharlal Nehru University (JNU)	www.jnu.ac.in
Jawaharlal Nehru Krishi Vishwa Vidyalaya	www.sagaruniversity.nic.in/
Kakatiya University	www.kuwarangal.com
Kalmathada Pujya Shri Virupaksha Sivacharya Ayurved Medical College, Raichur	http://www.ayurvediccollegemanvi.org
Kannada University(Kamalapura)	www.kannadauniversity.org/
Karnatak University(Dharwad).	www.kud.ernet.in/
Karnatak State Open University	http://www.ksoumysore.com/
Kendriya Hindi Sansthan	hindi.nic.in
Kendriya Vidyalaya Sangathan	http://kvsangathan.nic.in/
Kidwai Memorial Institute of Oncology (KMIO)	www.kar.nic.in/kidwai
Kumaun University	www.kumaununiversity.org/
Lakshmibai National Institute of Physical Education (LNIPE)	www.lnipe.edu
Lal Bahadur Shastri National Academy of Administration(LBSNAA)	www.lbsnaa.ernet.in
Madurai Kamaraj University	www.mkuniversity.org/
Madras Institute of Development Studies (MIDS)	mids.tn.nic.in
Maharana Pratap University of Agrilcuture & Technology	www.mpuat.ac.in/
Maharaja Sayajirao University of Baroda (MSUB)	http://www.msubaroda.ac.in/
Mahatma Gandhi State Institute of Public Administration, Punjab (MGSIPAP)	www.mgsipap.org
Mahatma Phule KrishiVidyapeeth	mpkv.mah.nic.in/
Maharshi Dayanand University	www.mdurohtak.com
M.J.P. Rohilkhand University	mjpru.ac.in/
Manipal Academy of Higher Education	http://www.manipal.edu/
Manonmaniam Sundaranar University	www.msuniversitytvl.net/
Mangalore University	www.mangaloreuniversity.ac.in/
Malaviya Regional Engineering College	recjai.nic.in
Maulana Azad National Urdu University	manuu.ac.in/
Mehta Research Institute of Physics & Mathematical Physics	www.mri.ernet.in
Mission Reach	www.missionreach.org
Mizoram University	www.mzu.edu.in/
Medical College Trivandrum	www.mctrivandrum.com
MIT Accreditation of Computer Courses (DOEACC)	www.doeacc.org.in
Mohan Lal Sukhadia University, Udaipur	www.mlsu.org
Motilal Nehru Regional Engineering College, Allahabad (MNREC)	mnrec.nic.in
M.S. University of Baroda	www.msubaroda.ac.in/
Nagarjuna University	www.nagarjunauniversity.ac.in/
Nagpur University (Nagpur).	www.nagpuruniversity.org/
Nalanda Open University,	www.nalandaopenuniversity.com
National Academy of Customs, Excise and Narcotics (NACEN)	personal.vsnl.com/nacen/home.html
National Board of Examinations	www.natboard.org
National Cadet Corps (NCC), Karnataka and Goa	www.kar.nic.in/ncc
National Civil Defence College, Nagpur	ncdcnagpur.nic.in
National Council of Educational Research and Training (NCERT)	ncert.nic.in
National Dairy Research Institute	karnal.nic.in/res_ndri.asp
National Institute for Small Industries Extension Training (NISIET)	www.nisiet.com
National Institute of Educational Planning and Administration (NIEPA)	www.niepaonline.org
National Institute of Financial Management (NIFM)	http://www.nifm.ac.in/
National Institute of Hydrology, Belgaum	www.angelfire.com/bc/nihhrrc
National Institute of Hydrology, Roorkee	www.nih.ernet.in
National Institute of Industrial Engineering (NITIE)	www.nitie.edu
National Institute of Mental Health & Neuro Sciences (Bangalore).	www.nimhans.kar.nic.in/
National Institute of Pharmaceutical Education and Research (NIPER)	www.niper.nic.in
National Law School of India University	www.nls.ac.in
National Law University, Jodhpur	http://www.nlujodhpur.ac.in/
National Research Centre for Mushroom (NRCM)	www.nrcmushroom.com
National Resource Centre for Value Education	valueeducation.nic.in
National Tuberculosis Institute (NTI), Bangalore	http://ntiindia.kar.nic.in/
Navodaya Vidyalaya Samiti	navodaya.nic.in
Netaji Subhas Institute of Technology	www.nsit.ac.in
Netaji Subhash Open University	http://www.wbnsou.com/
Networking of Social Scientists	agrieconet.nic.in
Nizam's Institute of Medical Sciences	nims.ap.nic.in/
North Gujarat Univedrsity	www.ngu.ac.in/
North Maharashtra University	www.nmu.ac.in/default.asp
North Eastern Hill University,	www.nehu.ac.in/
N.T.R. University of Health Sciences	http://203.199.178.93/
Osmania University	www.osmania.ac.in
Patna University, Patna.	puonline.bih.nic.in/
Pandit RavishankarShukla University,	www.prsu.ac.in/
Pondicherry Engineering College	www.pec.edu
Pondicherry University	www.pondiuni.org
Post Graduate Institute of Medical Education and Research (PGIMER), Chandigarh	pgimer.nic.in
PottiSreeramuluTeluguUniversity	teluguuniversity.ac.in/
Punjab University,	www.puchd.ac.in/
Punjabi University	www.universitypunjabi.org
Rai University, Raipur	www.raiuniversity.edu
Ranchi University	www.ranchiuniversity.org/
Rani Durgavati Vishwavidyalaya	www.rdunijbpin.org
Rajiv Gandhi University of Health Sciences	http://www.rguhs.ac.in/
Regional Engineering College, Durgapur	recdgp.nic.in
Regional Engineering College, Hamirpur	recham.ernet.in
Regional Engineering College, Kurukshetra	reck.nic.in
Regional Engineering College, Tiruchirappalli (RECT)	rangoli.rect.ernet.in
Regional Engineering College, Warangal	recw.nic.in
Regional Institute of Technology, Jamshedpur	ritj.nic.in
Saha Institute of Nuclear Physics	www.saha.ernet.in
Sanjay Gandhi Post Graduate Institute of Medical Sciences, Lucknow	www.sgpgi.ac.in
Sardar Patel College Of Engineering (SPCE)	www.spce.edu
Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel National Police Academy, Hyderabad	www.svpnpa.gov.in
Sambalpur University	www.sambalpuruniversitypgc.in/
Sampurnanand Sanskrit Vishwavidyalaya	ssvv.up.nic.in/
Sardar Patel University	www.spuvvn.edu/
Saurashtra University	www.saurashtrauniversity.edu/
Science and Engineering Research Council (SERC)	serc-dst.org
SGS Medical College & KEM Hospital, Mumbai	www.kem.edu
Sher-e-Kashmir University of Agricultural Sciences & Technology	www.icar.org.in/sherk/welcome.htm
Sher-i-Kashmir Institute of Medical Sciences	http://www.skims.ac.in/
Shri Lal Bahadur Shastri Sanskrit Vidyapeeth, New Delhi	www.slbsrsv.ac.in/home.asp
Shivaji University	www.unishivaji.ac.in/
South Gujarat University	www.sgu.ernet.in/
Sree Chitra Tirunal Institute of Medical	www.sctimst.ac.in/
Sri Sathya Sai Institute of Higher Learning	www.sssihl.edu.in/
Swamy Ramanand Teerth Marathwada University	www.srtmun.org/
Sri Krishnadevaraya University	skuniv.ap.nic.in/
Sri Vinkateswara University	www.svuniversity.in/
State Institute of Education Technology, Hyderabad	siethyd.nic.in
State Institute of Education Technology, Kerala	sietkerala.nic.in
State Institute of Education Technology, Orissa	sietorissa.nic.in
State Institute of Education Technology, Patna	sietpatna.nic.in
State Institute of Education Technology, Pune	sietpune.nic.in
State Institute of Education Technology, Uttar Pradesh	diksha.nic.in
State Institute of Public Administration and Rural Development (SIPARD)	sipard.nic.in
Swami Vivekanand Technical University, Chhattisgarh	www.csvtu.ac.in/
Tamil Nadu Dr. Ambedkar Law University	www.tndalu.org/
Tamil Nadu Dr. M.G.R. Medical University	www.tnmmu.ac.in
Tamil Nadu State Council for Higher Education	tnuniv.ac.in/tansche/
Tamil Nadu Universities	tnuniv.ac.in
Tamil Nadu Agricultural University	tnau.ac.in/
Tamil Nadu Veterinary and Animal Sciences University (TANUVAS)	tanuvas.com
Tata Institute of Fundamental Research (TIFR)	tifr.res.in
Tata Institute of Social Sciences (TISS)	tiss.edu
Tata Memorial Centre	tatamemorialcentre.com
University of Burdwan	buruniv.ac.in/
University of Calcutta, Calcutta	caluniv.ac.in/
University Of Jammu	jammuuniversity.in/
University Of Kashmir	203.129.216.164/index.html
University of Kalyani	klyuniv.ac.in/
University of Kerala	keralauniversity.edu
University of Lucknow	lkouniv.ac.in/
University of Mumbai	mu.ac.in
University of Mysore	uni-mysore.ac.in/
University of Pune	unipune.ernet.in
University of Rajasthan	uniraj.ernet.in/
University Department of Chemical Technology (UDCT), University of Mumbai	udct.org
University of Agricultural Sciences	uasbng.kar.nic.in
University of Delhi	du.ac.in
University of Hyderabad	www.uohyd.ernet.in/
University of Madras	unom.ac.in/
Utkal University	utkal-university.org/
V.V.Giri National Labour Institute	vvgnli.org
Veermata Jijabai Technological Institute (VJTI)	vjti.ac.in
Veer Bahadur Sing Purvanchal University	vbspu.ac.in/
Vidyasagar University	vidyasagar.ac.in/
Visva-Bharati, Santiniketan	visva-bharati.ac.in/
Yashwantrao Chavan Maharashtra Open University	ycmou.com/
Yeshwantrao Chavan Academy of Development Administration (YASHADA)	yashada.org

Cost / Taxation

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20."
Drinks for the ten now cost just $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings) .
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings) .
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. "I only got a dollar out of the $20,"declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man," but he got $10!" "Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!" "That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!" "Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill! And that, ladies and gentlemen, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics, University of Georgia

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

English Vs Hindi....

English Vs Hindi....

How would some common English sayings direct translate in Hindi ??? Just for
fun :-)

Have a nice day! ---- Achcha din lo!

What's up? ----- Uppar kya hai?

You're kidding! ----- Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don't kid me! ----- Mera bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What's up? ----- Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man! ----- Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man! ---- Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don't mess with me, dude. ----- Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She's so fine! ----- Who itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? ----- Suno dost, who chooza mera
hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what's cooking? ---- Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa
rahee ho?

Are you nuts? ----- Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun. ----- Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party. ---- Party mein patthar feko.

And the best ones are.....

How do you do? ----- Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch! ----- Chhoote Raho.

Lets hang out! ----- Chalo bahar latakte hain

We may need our enemy's help..

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.
He kept increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
An hour later.... The man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife. Frustrated the man said," Put that damn cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions to reach home!!!

Moral:
How much ever we dislike somebody, someday we will need their assistance. So never worry how many people dislike you...

STOP & THINK

STOP & THINK

Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip.
In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.
One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?"
"Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."
'Triple filter?" asked the acquaintance.
"That's right," Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"
"No," the man said, "Actually I just heard about it."
"All right," said Socrates, "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?"
"No, on the contrary..."
"So," Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you're not certain it's true?"
The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?"
"No, not really."
"Well," concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?"
The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.

Basic First Aid Tips

Basic First Aid Tips

When someone is injured or suddenly becomes ill, there is usually a critical period before you can get medical treatment and it is this period that is of the utmost importance to the victim. Here are a few basic first aid tips.

• Make sure your household has a first aid kit. It should have basic medicines which are readily accessible
• Keep your first aid kit, all medications, including non-prescription drugs out of children's reach.
• Before assisting a victim, protect yourself first. Assess the scene and determine the prevalent hazards, if any.
• Whenever possible, wear gloves to protect yourself from blood and other bodily fluids.
• When an emergency occurs, make sure the tongue does not block the victim's airway and that the mouth is free of any secretions and foreign objects.
• It's important that the person is breathing freely. And if not, administer artificial respiration promptly.
• See that the victim has a pulse and good blood circulation as you check for signs of bleeding.
• Act fast if the victim is bleeding severely, swallowed poison or his heart or breathing has stopped. Remember every second counts.
• It's vitally important not to move a person with serious neck or back injuries unless you have to save him from further danger.
• If he has vomited and there is no danger that his neck is broken, turn him aside to prevent choking and keep him warm by covering him with blankets or coats.
• Have someone call for medical assistance while you apply first aid.
• The person who calls the doctor should explain the nature of the emergency and ask for advice on what should be done by the time the ambulance arrives.
• Be calm and give psychological support to the patient.
• Don't give fluids to an unconscious or semiconscious person. Fluids may enter his windpipe and cause suffocation.
• Don't try to arouse an unconscious person by slapping or shaking.
• Look for an emergency medical identification card to find out if the victim is allergic to medicines or has any serious health problems that require special care.

Change Underwear

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.



The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"


The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now GET TO IT!"


THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.

Feedback for HR Head of Top IT Companies in India

How to Kill a Lion………………..

Infosys Method:

1. Hire a lion

2. Send him for training in Mysore and make him feel like the KING OF THE JUNGLE.

3. Make him take a ‘Generic Compree Exam’………… LION TURNS INTO CAT

4. Make him take a ‘Stream Compree Exam’………….CAT TURNS INTO A MOUSE

5. Send him into production which has nothing to do with what he was trained for.

6. MOUSE RUNS HERE AND THERE FOR HELP!!!

7. Send him mails telling about mandatory certifications.

8. MOUSE COMMITS SUICIDE.

TCS method:

1. Hire a lion

2. Give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary

3. Lion dies of hunger and frustration

IBM method:

1. Hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour …

2. He dies of unemployment…

Wipro Method:

1. Hire a Lion

2. Give him a mail Id.

3. He will die receiving stupid mails all day……..!!!!

Cognizant Method:

1. Hire a lion… ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.

2. Give him Gobi 65 to eat again and again.

3. Hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit

4. Give them same Gobi 65 to eat

5. Hire 200 more……. and more …….

Accenture Method:

1. Hire a lion….

2. Send him to Chennai, India

3. Ask him to stay on bench for a long time

4. Ask him to eat idli, Dosa and Vada

5. No Hindi, kannada or no other languages speaking people other than TAMIL…

6. No good food, No water..

7. And say him “Go Ahead be a Tiger”.

8. Lion dies in confusion... he is Tiger or lion……

HCL Method:

1. Hire few lions….

2. Make them to wait for more than one year for joining.

3. Send lions from NCR to Chennai and lions from Chennai to NCR.

4. Train the lions on Java/Dot net and ask them to join testing team.

5. Give lectures on “Lions First” and ask them buy books on “Lions First”.

6. Relocate the lions from one Zoo to another Zoo and tell them you are to going a better Jungle.

7. Send old lions to African Jungles (read – onsite) and never rotate them to Indian Zoo.

8. Old lions at Africa becomes king of the jungle.

9. Indian zoo lions becomes frustrated waiting for onsite and eventually joins any of the above jungles (TCS, IBM, Accenture etc)

10. Lion dies according to reasons appropriate for above mentioned jungles (TCS, IBM, Accenture etc)