business style

Indian way of doing Sales....... ......... ....Business !!!

 

 

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. One from U.S., another fromIndia and the third, from China.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The U.S. contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring.

Then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring,

then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."

Prayers in emergency (on a lighter note)

In case of an emergency, speak only in English and forget about saying prayers in any other language...

U never know what kind of translation problem u can run into... :)

             

An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. 

Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om Hari Om Hari Om.

When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?' 

They replied 'Because he kept saying Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!'

Arrested for laughing

This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.

When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on Account of her condition.

She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing...................She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.

His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant..

She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'.

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'

The case was dismissed.........! !!!!!!!