Saturday, January 1, 2011

HOW TO SEND FAX FROM COMPUTER!!!

Dear All,


VERY USEFUL INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!


Windows XP can send, receive, track, and monitor faxes without an external fax machine. However, the fax component is not installed automatically during Windows setup. This step-by-step article describes how to install, enable, and configure the fax service in Windows XP.


Requirements

· A computer that is running Windows XP and is equipped with a fax modem that is connected to a telephone line

Most modern modems are fax modems. If you are unsure whether your modem can send and receive faxes, see the documentation that was included with your modem.

· The CD that you used to install Windows XP

Notes

· You do not need a separate fax machine to send and receive faxes with Windows XP fax service.

· If you plan to transmit printed material by fax, you must have a scanner. If you plan to create faxes electronically, you do not need a scanner.

Install the fax component

To install the fax component, follow these steps:

1. Click Start, and then click Run.

2. Copy and paste or type the following command in the Open box, and then click OK:

appwiz.cpl

It may take several seconds for your computer to compile a list of programs. The Add or Remove Programs dialog box opens.

3. Click Add/Remove Windows Components to the left of the list of programs to start the Windows Components Wizard. This takes several seconds.

4. In the Components list, click to select the Fax Services check box, and then clickNext. Setup installs the fax services.

5. If you are prompted, insert the Windows XP CD, and then click OK.

If the Welcome to Microsoft Windows XP window opens, click the X in the upper-right corner to close it.

6. Click Finish, and then click the X in the upper-right corner of the Add or Remove Programs dialog box to close it.

The fax component of Windows XP should be installed now. If you have problems installing the fax component, go to the "Next Steps" section.

The next step is to configure the fax service. To do this, go to the "Configure the fax service" section.

Configure the fax service

To configure faxing capability in Windows XP, follow these steps:

Step 1: Configure the cover page, select a modem, and enable the fax service to send and receive faxes

a. Click Start, point to All Programs, point to Accessories, point to Communications, point to Fax, and then click Fax Console.

The Fax Configuration Wizard starts.

b. If you are prompted, type the area code or city code of your present location, a carrier code, the number that you must dial first to dial out, and the telephone system that you are using (Tone or Pulse), and then click OK.

If the
Phone and Modem Options dialog box is displayed, select your location (if more than one exists), and then click OK.

c. Click Next, type the information that you want to appear on your fax cover page, and then click Next.

d. In the Please select the fax device list, click the modem that you want to use.

e. If you want to disable the ability to send faxes from this computer, click to clear theEnable Send check box.

Note By default, the
Enable Send check box is selected.

f. Click to select the Enable Receive check box if you want the computer to receive faxes.

Note When this check box is selected, you can click
Manual answer if you do not want the computer to automatically receive faxes. By default, automatic answering is enabled.

g. Click Next.

Step 2: Enter TSID and CSID information and configure printing and storing preferences

a. Type the Transmitting Subscriber Identification (TSID) that you want to use in the TSIDbox.

Note The TSID is mandatory in some areas. This identification information typically appears in the header area of a fax that you receive and can help you recognize the fax machine where the fax originated. The TSID typically includes the sender's fax number and business name.

b. Click Next.

c. Type the Called Subscriber Identification (CSID) that you want in the CSID box.

Note The CSID text that you enter appears on fax machines that send faxes to you. For example, if you enter "123 Fax", a machine that sends you a fax might display the message "Sending a fax to 123 Fax" while sending.

d. Click Next.

e. Click to select the Print it on check box if you want each fax that you receive to be automatically printed. When you select this check box, you can select a specific printer to print the fax.

f. Click to select the Store a copy in a folder check box if you want to archive a copy of each fax. When you select this check box, you can specify the storage location for the fax copy.

g. Click Next.

h. Confirm the configuration settings in the Configuration Summary list, and then clickFinish.

The Fax Configuration Wizard closes and the Fax Console window opens. The computer is now configured to send or receive faxes.

If you have to change your fax service settings, use the Fax Configuration Wizard by following the instructions in the "Change the fax configuration" section.

If the Windows fax service is not working as you expected, go to the "Next Steps" section. For information about receiving faxes or sending a scanned document or image, go to the "More Information" section.

Change the fax configuration

Use the Fax Configuration Wizard to change your fax service settings. You can start the Fax Configuration Wizard from the Fax Console window. To start the Fax Configuration Wizard, follow these steps:

1. Click Start, point to All Programs, point to Accessories, point to Communications, point to Fax, and then click Fax Console.

2. In Fax Console, click Configure Fax on the Tools menu to start the Fax Configuration Wizard.

Note You may be prompted to "unblock" the program. If this is the case, click
Unblock.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Important Indian University Websites


Universities Website
Name of the Institution Website Address
Aligarh Muslim University (AMU) www.amu.ac.in
All India Institute of Medical Sciences (AIIMS) www.aiims.edu/
Alagappa University www.aluniv.org/
Amaravati University www.sgbau.ac.in/
Allahabad University (AU) www.allduniv.edu/
Andra University www.andhrauniversity.info/
Anna University, Chennai www.annauniv.edu
Annamalai University annamalaiuniversity.ac.in/
Arunachal University www.arunachaluniversity.ac.in/
Assam University assamuniversity.nic.in/
Banaras Hindu University (BHU) www.bhu.ac.in
Banasthali Vidhyapith www.banasthali.org/banasthali/avs/home/
Bengal Engineering College (BEC) www.becs.ac.in
Barkatullah Vishwavidhyalaya, Bhopal www.bubhopal.nic.in/
Berhampur University bamu.nic.in/
Bharathidasan university, Tamil Nadu www.bdu.ac.in/
Bharathiar University, Tamil Nadu www.b-u.ac.in
Bharati Vidyapeeth Deemed University www.bharatividyapeeth.edu/
Birbal Sahni Institute of Palaeobotany http://www.bsip.res.in/home.htm
Birla Institute of Technology www.bits-pilani.ac.in
Birsa Agricultural University www.icar.org.in/birsa/BAU.htm
Board of Intermediate Education, Andhra Pradesh bieap.gov.in/
Bose Institute, Kolkata www.boseinst.ernet.in/
Bundelkhand University www.bundelkhanduniv.org/
Central Board of Secondary Education (CBSE) www.cbse.nic.in/
Central Hindi Directorate hindinideshalaya.nic.in/
Central Institute of Educational Technology (CIET) www.ciet.nic.in/
Central Institute of English and Foreign Languages (CIEFL) http://www.ciefl.ac.in/
Central Institute of Fisheries Education (CIFE) www.icar.org.in/cife/index.htm
Central Institute of Indian Languages (CIIL) www.ciil.org/
Central Institute of Road Transport (CIRT), Pune www.cirtpune.com
Central Institute of Fisheries Education (Mumbai). www.icar.org.in/cife/intro.htm
Central Institute of Higher Tibetan Studies www.smith.edu/cihts/
Central Library, Indian Institute of Technology, Madras www.cenlib.iitm.ac.in/
Central Marine Fisheries Research Institute (CMFRI) www.cmfri.com/
Centre for Cultural Resources and Training (CCRT) ccrtindia.org
Centre for Entrepreneurship Development of Karnataka (CEDOK) nitpu3.kar.nic.in/cedok/
Chandigarh College Of Architecture cca.nic.in
Christian Medical College Vellore www.cmch-vellore.edu/
Ch. Charan Singh University www.ccsuniversity.org
Chandra Shekhar Azad University of Agriculture & Technology csauk.ac.in/
Chhatrapati shahu Ji Maharaj University www.kanpuruniversity.org/
Cochin University of Science And Technology (CUSAT) www.cusat.ac.in
College of Engineering & Technology, Bhubaneswar www.cetindia.org/
Commisssion for Scientific and Technical Terminology (CSTT) cstt.nic.in/
Common Entrance Test (CET) Cell, Karnataka cet.kar.nic.in/
Delhi College of Engineering http://www.dce.edu/
Department of Adult and Continuing Education, University of Madras www.universityofmadras.edu/
Department of Biotechnology, Sindhu Mahavidyalaya geocities.com/biotechsmv/
Department of Computer Science & Engineering, IITK www.cse.iitk.ac.in/
Department of Electronics, Cochin University of Science & Technology www.doe.cusat.edu
Department of Geology, Mohan Lal Sukhadia University www.geolmlsu.org/
Devi Ahilya Vishwavidyalaya www.dauniv.ac.in/
Dibrugarh Universit(Dibrugarh). www.dibru.ernet.in/
Dr. B. R. Ambedkar Open University (Dr. BRAOU) www.baou.org/
Dr.Babasaheb Ambedkar Marathwada University, www.bamu.net/
Dravidian University www.dravidianuniversity.ac.in/
Dr. Harisingh Gour University, Sagar www.sagaruniversity.nic.in/
Dr Y S Parmar University of Horticulture & Forestry www.yspuniversity.ac.in/
Dr.B.R.Ambedkar Regional Engineering College, Jalandhar recjal.nic.in/
Educational Media Research Center (EMRC) http://www.emrc.org/
Facilitation Centre for Industrial Plasma Technologies (FCIPT) www.plasmaindia.com
Faculty of Management Studies, University of Delhi www.fms.edu/
Fr.Muller's Institute of Medical education and Research Mangalore www.fathermuller.com
Forest Research Institute www.icfre.org/institutes2/fri.htm
Footwear Design and Development Institute (FDDI) www.fddiindia.com
Gandhigram Rural Institute www.ruraluniv.org
Government Medical College and Hospital, Chandigarh gmch.nic.in
Gujarat University http://www.gujaratuniversity.org.in
Gujarat Agricultural University gau.guj.nic.in
Gujarat Ayurved University http://www.ayurveduniversity.com/
Gujarat Vidyapith www.gujaratvidyapith.org/
Gulbarga University www.gulbargauniversity.kar.nic.in/
Guru Gobind Singh Indraprastha University ggsipu.nic.in
Gauhati University (Gauhati). gu.nic.in/
Goa University www.goauniversity.org
Gokhale Institute Of Politics & Economics www.gipe.ernet.in/
Govind Ballabh Pant University of Agriculture & Technology www.gbpuat.ac.in/
Guru Jambheshwar University (Hisar). www.gju.ernet.in/
Gurukula KangriVishwavidyalaya gkvharidwar.org/
Guwahati Medical College and Hospital gmchassam.nic.in
Harcourt Butler Technological Institute www.hbti.edu
Hidayatullah National Law University, Chhattisgarh www.hnlu.ac.in/
Harish Chandra Mathur Rajasthan State Institute of Public Administration (HCMRIPA) www.hcmripa.org/
Haryana Institute of Public Administration (HIPA) hipa.nic.in
Himachal Pradesh University hpuniv.nic.in
Homi Bhabha Centre For Science Education (HBCSE) www.hbcse.tifr.res.in
Indian School of Mines (ISM) www.ism-dhanbad.org
Indian Agricultural Research Institute (IARI) http://www.iari.res.in/
Indian Agricultural Statistics Research Institute (IASRI) http://www.iasri.res.in/
Indian Association for the Cultivation of Science (IACS) www.iacs.res.in/
Indian Association of Social Science Institutions (IASSI) iassi.nic.in/
Indian Diamond Institute http://www.diamondinstitute.net/
Indian Institute of Advanced Study (IIAS) www.iias.org
Indian Institute of Entrepreneurship iie.nic.in
Indian Institute of Foreign Trade (IIFT) www.iift.edu/
Indian Institute of Forest Management (IIFM) www.iifm.org/
Indian Institute of Information Technology ( IIIT), Kolkata www.iiit-c.org
Indian Institute of Information Technology (IIIT), Bangalore www.iiitb.ac.in
Indian Institute of Information Technology, Allahabad (IIITA) www.iiita.ac.in
Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad (IIMA) www.iimahd.ernet.in
Indian Institute of Management, Bangalore (IIMB) www.iimb.ernet.in
Indian Institute of Management, Indore www.iimidr.ac.in
Indian Institute of Management, Kolkata (IIMC) www.iimcal.ac.in
Indian Institute of Management, Kozhikode (IIMK) www.iimk.ac.in
Indian Institute of Management, Lucknow www.iiml.ac.in
Indian Institute of Mass Communication (IIMC) http://www.iimc.nic.in/
Indian Institute of Packaging www.iip-in.com
Indian Institute of Science (IISC), Bangalore www.iisc.ernet.in
Indian Institute of Social Welfare and Business Management (IISWBM) www.iiswbm.edu
Indian Institute of Technology (IIT), Delhi www.iitd.ernet.in
Indian Institute of Technology (IIT), Kanpur www.iitk.ac.in
Indian Institute of Technology (IIT), Kharagpur www.iitkgp.ernet.in
Indian Institute of Technology (IIT), Madras www.iitm.ac.in
Indian Institute of Technology, Bombay (IITB) http://www.iitb.ac.in/
Indian Institute of Technology, Guwahati (IITG) www.iitg.ernet.in
Indian Institute of Technology, Roorkee (IITR) www.rurkiu.ernet.in
Indian Railways Institute of Electrical Engineering (IRIEEN) www.irieen.com
Indian School of Mines (ISM) www.ismdhanbad.ac.in
Indian Statistical Institute, Bangalore www.isibang.ac.in
Indian Statistical Institute, Delhi www.isid.ac.in
Indian Statistical Institute, Kolkata www.isical.ac.in
Indira Gandhi Institute of Development Research (IGIDR) www.igidr.ac.in
Indira Gandhi National Open University (IGNOU) http://www.ignou.ac.in/
Indira Gandhi Rashtriya Uran Academy (IGRUA ) civilaviation.nic.in/igrua/indira.htm
Information and Library Network Centre (INFLIBNET) www.inflibnet.ac.in
Institute for Plasma Research (IPR) www.plasma.ernet.in
Institute for Studies in Industrial Development (ISID) isidev.nic.in
Institute of Chartered Accountants of India (ICAI) www.icai.org
Institute of Child Health and Hospital for Children ich.tn.nic.in
Institute of Company Secretaries of India (ICSI) icsiindia.org/index.asp
Institute of Cost And Works Accountants of India (ICWAI) www.icwai.org
Institute of Economic Growth ieg.nic.in
Institute of Himalayan Bioresource Technology (IHBT) www.csir.res.in/ihbt
Institute of Hotel Management, Catering Technology and Applied Nutrition http://ihmgoa.nic.in/
Institute of Judicial Training and Research (IJTR) ijtr.nic.in
Institute of Mathematical Sciences http://www.imsc.res.in/
Institute of Physics (IOP) www.iopb.res.in
Institute of Rural Management, Anand http://www.irma.ac.in/
Inter University Consortium for Department of Atomic Energy Facilities (IUC-DAEF), Calcutta www.iuc.res.in
International Institute for Population Sciences (IIPS) www.iipsindia.org
Jadavpur University www.jadavpur.edu
Jain Vishva Bharati Institute www.jvbi.ac.in/
Jamia Millia Islamia jmi.nic.in
Jawaharlal Institute of Postgraduate Medical Education & Research (JIPMER) www.jipmer.edu
Jawaharlal Nehru Centre for Advanced Scientific Research (JNCASR) www.jncasr.ac.in
Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University (JNTU) www.jntu.ac.in
Jawaharlal Nehru University (JNU) www.jnu.ac.in
Jawaharlal Nehru Krishi Vishwa Vidyalaya www.sagaruniversity.nic.in/
Kakatiya University www.kuwarangal.com
Kalmathada Pujya Shri Virupaksha Sivacharya Ayurved Medical College, Raichur http://www.ayurvediccollegemanvi.org
Kannada University(Kamalapura) www.kannadauniversity.org/
Karnatak University(Dharwad). www.kud.ernet.in/
Karnatak State Open University http://www.ksoumysore.com/
Kendriya Hindi Sansthan hindi.nic.in
Kendriya Vidyalaya Sangathan http://kvsangathan.nic.in/
Kidwai Memorial Institute of Oncology (KMIO) www.kar.nic.in/kidwai
Kumaun University www.kumaununiversity.org/
Lakshmibai National Institute of Physical Education (LNIPE) www.lnipe.edu
Lal Bahadur Shastri National Academy of Administration(LBSNAA) www.lbsnaa.ernet.in
Madurai Kamaraj University www.mkuniversity.org/
Madras Institute of Development Studies (MIDS) mids.tn.nic.in
Maharana Pratap University of Agrilcuture & Technology www.mpuat.ac.in/
Maharaja Sayajirao University of Baroda (MSUB) http://www.msubaroda.ac.in/
Mahatma Gandhi State Institute of Public Administration, Punjab (MGSIPAP) www.mgsipap.org
Mahatma Phule KrishiVidyapeeth mpkv.mah.nic.in/
Maharshi Dayanand University www.mdurohtak.com
M.J.P. Rohilkhand University mjpru.ac.in/
Manipal Academy of Higher Education http://www.manipal.edu/
Manonmaniam Sundaranar University www.msuniversitytvl.net/
Mangalore University www.mangaloreuniversity.ac.in/
Malaviya Regional Engineering College recjai.nic.in
Maulana Azad National Urdu University manuu.ac.in/
Mehta Research Institute of Physics & Mathematical Physics www.mri.ernet.in
Mission Reach www.missionreach.org
Mizoram University www.mzu.edu.in/
Medical College Trivandrum www.mctrivandrum.com
MIT Accreditation of Computer Courses (DOEACC) www.doeacc.org.in
Mohan Lal Sukhadia University, Udaipur www.mlsu.org
Motilal Nehru Regional Engineering College, Allahabad (MNREC) mnrec.nic.in
M.S. University of Baroda www.msubaroda.ac.in/
Nagarjuna University www.nagarjunauniversity.ac.in/
Nagpur University (Nagpur). www.nagpuruniversity.org/
Nalanda Open University, www.nalandaopenuniversity.com
National Academy of Customs, Excise and Narcotics (NACEN) personal.vsnl.com/nacen/home.html
National Board of Examinations www.natboard.org
National Cadet Corps (NCC), Karnataka and Goa www.kar.nic.in/ncc
National Civil Defence College, Nagpur ncdcnagpur.nic.in
National Council of Educational Research and Training (NCERT) ncert.nic.in
National Dairy Research Institute karnal.nic.in/res_ndri.asp
National Institute for Small Industries Extension Training (NISIET) www.nisiet.com
National Institute of Educational Planning and Administration (NIEPA) www.niepaonline.org
National Institute of Financial Management (NIFM) http://www.nifm.ac.in/
National Institute of Hydrology, Belgaum www.angelfire.com/bc/nihhrrc
National Institute of Hydrology, Roorkee www.nih.ernet.in
National Institute of Industrial Engineering (NITIE) www.nitie.edu
National Institute of Mental Health & Neuro Sciences (Bangalore). www.nimhans.kar.nic.in/
National Institute of Pharmaceutical Education and Research (NIPER) www.niper.nic.in
National Law School of India University www.nls.ac.in
National Law University, Jodhpur http://www.nlujodhpur.ac.in/
National Research Centre for Mushroom (NRCM) www.nrcmushroom.com
National Resource Centre for Value Education valueeducation.nic.in
National Tuberculosis Institute (NTI), Bangalore http://ntiindia.kar.nic.in/
Navodaya Vidyalaya Samiti navodaya.nic.in
Netaji Subhas Institute of Technology www.nsit.ac.in
Netaji Subhash Open University http://www.wbnsou.com/
Networking of Social Scientists agrieconet.nic.in
Nizam's Institute of Medical Sciences nims.ap.nic.in/
North Gujarat Univedrsity www.ngu.ac.in/
North Maharashtra University www.nmu.ac.in/default.asp
North Eastern Hill University, www.nehu.ac.in/
N.T.R. University of Health Sciences http://203.199.178.93/
Osmania University www.osmania.ac.in
Patna University, Patna. puonline.bih.nic.in/
Pandit RavishankarShukla University, www.prsu.ac.in/
Pondicherry Engineering College www.pec.edu
Pondicherry University www.pondiuni.org
Post Graduate Institute of Medical Education and Research (PGIMER), Chandigarh pgimer.nic.in
PottiSreeramuluTeluguUniversity teluguuniversity.ac.in/
Punjab University, www.puchd.ac.in/
Punjabi University www.universitypunjabi.org
Rai University, Raipur www.raiuniversity.edu
Ranchi University www.ranchiuniversity.org/
Rani Durgavati Vishwavidyalaya www.rdunijbpin.org
Rajiv Gandhi University of Health Sciences http://www.rguhs.ac.in/
Regional Engineering College, Durgapur recdgp.nic.in
Regional Engineering College, Hamirpur recham.ernet.in
Regional Engineering College, Kurukshetra reck.nic.in
Regional Engineering College, Tiruchirappalli (RECT) rangoli.rect.ernet.in
Regional Engineering College, Warangal recw.nic.in
Regional Institute of Technology, Jamshedpur ritj.nic.in
Saha Institute of Nuclear Physics www.saha.ernet.in
Sanjay Gandhi Post Graduate Institute of Medical Sciences, Lucknow www.sgpgi.ac.in
Sardar Patel College Of Engineering (SPCE) www.spce.edu
Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel National Police Academy, Hyderabad www.svpnpa.gov.in
Sambalpur University www.sambalpuruniversitypgc.in/
Sampurnanand Sanskrit Vishwavidyalaya ssvv.up.nic.in/
Sardar Patel University www.spuvvn.edu/
Saurashtra University www.saurashtrauniversity.edu/
Science and Engineering Research Council (SERC) serc-dst.org
SGS Medical College & KEM Hospital, Mumbai www.kem.edu
Sher-e-Kashmir University of Agricultural Sciences & Technology www.icar.org.in/sherk/welcome.htm
Sher-i-Kashmir Institute of Medical Sciences http://www.skims.ac.in/
Shri Lal Bahadur Shastri Sanskrit Vidyapeeth, New Delhi www.slbsrsv.ac.in/home.asp
Shivaji University www.unishivaji.ac.in/
South Gujarat University www.sgu.ernet.in/
Sree Chitra Tirunal Institute of Medical www.sctimst.ac.in/
Sri Sathya Sai Institute of Higher Learning www.sssihl.edu.in/
Swamy Ramanand Teerth Marathwada University www.srtmun.org/
Sri Krishnadevaraya University skuniv.ap.nic.in/
Sri Vinkateswara University www.svuniversity.in/
State Institute of Education Technology, Hyderabad siethyd.nic.in
State Institute of Education Technology, Kerala sietkerala.nic.in
State Institute of Education Technology, Orissa sietorissa.nic.in
State Institute of Education Technology, Patna sietpatna.nic.in
State Institute of Education Technology, Pune sietpune.nic.in
State Institute of Education Technology, Uttar Pradesh diksha.nic.in
State Institute of Public Administration and Rural Development (SIPARD) sipard.nic.in
Swami Vivekanand Technical University, Chhattisgarh www.csvtu.ac.in/
Tamil Nadu Dr. Ambedkar Law University www.tndalu.org/
Tamil Nadu Dr. M.G.R. Medical University www.tnmmu.ac.in
Tamil Nadu State Council for Higher Education tnuniv.ac.in/tansche/
Tamil Nadu Universities tnuniv.ac.in
Tamil Nadu Agricultural University tnau.ac.in/
Tamil Nadu Veterinary and Animal Sciences University (TANUVAS) tanuvas.com
Tata Institute of Fundamental Research (TIFR) tifr.res.in
Tata Institute of Social Sciences (TISS) tiss.edu
Tata Memorial Centre tatamemorialcentre.com
University of Burdwan buruniv.ac.in/
University of Calcutta, Calcutta caluniv.ac.in/
University Of Jammu jammuuniversity.in/
University Of Kashmir 203.129.216.164/index.html
University of Kalyani klyuniv.ac.in/
University of Kerala keralauniversity.edu
University of Lucknow lkouniv.ac.in/
University of Mumbai mu.ac.in
University of Mysore uni-mysore.ac.in/
University of Pune unipune.ernet.in
University of Rajasthan uniraj.ernet.in/
University Department of Chemical Technology (UDCT), University of Mumbai udct.org
University of Agricultural Sciences uasbng.kar.nic.in
University of Delhi du.ac.in
University of Hyderabad www.uohyd.ernet.in/
University of Madras unom.ac.in/
Utkal University utkal-university.org/
V.V.Giri National Labour Institute vvgnli.org
Veermata Jijabai Technological Institute (VJTI) vjti.ac.in
Veer Bahadur Sing Purvanchal University vbspu.ac.in/
Vidyasagar University vidyasagar.ac.in/
Visva-Bharati, Santiniketan visva-bharati.ac.in/
Yashwantrao Chavan Maharashtra Open University ycmou.com/
Yeshwantrao Chavan Academy of Development Administration (YASHADA) yashada.org

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Cost / Taxation

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20."
Drinks for the ten now cost just $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings) .
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings) .
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. "I only got a dollar out of the $20,"declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man," but he got $10!" "Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!" "That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!" "Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill! And that, ladies and gentlemen, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics, University of Georgia

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

English Vs Hindi....

English Vs Hindi....

How would some common English sayings direct translate in Hindi ??? Just for
fun :-)

Have a nice day! ---- Achcha din lo!

What's up? ----- Uppar kya hai?

You're kidding! ----- Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don't kid me! ----- Mera bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What's up? ----- Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man! ----- Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man! ---- Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don't mess with me, dude. ----- Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She's so fine! ----- Who itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? ----- Suno dost, who chooza mera
hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what's cooking? ---- Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa
rahee ho?

Are you nuts? ----- Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun. ----- Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party. ---- Party mein patthar feko.

And the best ones are.....

How do you do? ----- Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch! ----- Chhoote Raho.

Lets hang out! ----- Chalo bahar latakte hain

We may need our enemy's help..

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.
He kept increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
An hour later.... The man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife. Frustrated the man said," Put that damn cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions to reach home!!!
Moral:
How much ever we dislike somebody, someday we will need their assistance. So never worry how many people dislike you...