business style

Indian way of doing Sales....... ......... ....Business !!!

 

 

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. One from U.S., another fromIndia and the third, from China.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The U.S. contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring.

Then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring,

then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."

Prayers in emergency (on a lighter note)

In case of an emergency, speak only in English and forget about saying prayers in any other language...

U never know what kind of translation problem u can run into... :)

             

An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. 

Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om Hari Om Hari Om.

When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?' 

They replied 'Because he kept saying Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!'

Arrested for laughing

This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.

When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on Account of her condition.

She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing...................She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.

His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant..

She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'.

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'

The case was dismissed.........! !!!!!!!

List Pl see : Important Medical Help Required

Blood Donors - www.blooddonors.in India's blood donor database; register as blood donor and save life ; www.blooddonors.in/ - Cached - Similar Lionsbloodline.com 18 Jan 2011 ... Volantary blood donors directory of major Indian cities - Bangalore, Calcutta, Chennai, Delhi, Hyderabad, Mumbai. www.lionsbloodline.com/ - Cached - Similar Blood Doning Once the blood is collected, several chemicals are added for the preservation. The cord blood can be stored for the donor itself or for general use. ... www.mumbaiblooddonors.org/ - Cached Blood Donors Vasai Mumbai This website attempts to bring together the 'needy' and the 'donors' under a common platform. Whether to donate blood or not is the sole decision of the ... www.blooddonorsvasai.com/ - Cached Indian Blood Donors India's largest blood donor database; register as blood donor and save life ; Bringing Blood Donors and Seekers together; Contact Voluntory Donors - Contact Us - New Donors? Sign Up - In the Press www.indianblooddonors.com/ - Cached - Similar Blood Donors In India - Explore.oneindia.in Mumbai Blood Donors tries to help victims/patients/those in need of blood. It is an attempt to reach out to these individuals in need of blood and connect ... explore.oneindia.in/health/blood/donors/ - Cached - Similar Blood Donors Meetups near Mumbai - Blood Donors Meetups - Mumbai Find Meetup Groups in Mumbai, in about Blood Donors. blooddonor.meetup.com/cities/in/mumbai/ - Cached - Similar BLOOD BANKS IN MUMBAI AND THANE 4 Aug 2005 ... 122 BLOOD BANKS IN MUMBAI AND THANE This list below gives short address and telephone number of each FDA licensed blood bank ... www.karmayog.com/lists/bloodbanksmumbai.htm - Cached - Similar Emergency Blood Banks – Mumbai “List of Hospital and Blood banks Address and Phone Numbers, Also somewhere free blood donors in Mumbai with groups like O Positive, rh Negative, ... www.mumbai77.com/pages/services/blood-banks/ - Cached - Similar Associations Of Blood Donors in Mumbai - Justdial Associations Of Blood Donors in Mumbai - Contact Details, addresses & more information Associations Of Blood Donors in Mumbai. Top listings for Associations ... mumbai.justdial.com/associations-of-blood-donors_Mumbai.html - Cached

1. Donation

   Help Rotary protect children and banish polio to history books.
   
   www.rotary.org/endpolio

2. Donate to Specific Causes

   Our donation kits affect targeted people in need. 100% to charity!
   
   www.greatergood.org

3. HIV/AIDS Vaccines

   Imagine a world without AIDS. Learn more. Donate now.
   
   www.iavi.org

4. Support Families in Need

   Donate to the Ashland Emergency Fund and Help Neighbors in Need!
   
   www.ashlandemergencyfund.org

5. Your Donation Will Help.

   Give the gift of hope to Armenian orphans today. Please donate now.
   
   www.friendsofwarmhearth.org

6. Donating School Supplies

   Foundation Supporting Education For Children Worldwide. Give Hope Now!
   
   www.giveakidabackpack.org

7. Donations in mumbai

   Help credible charities in Mumbai. Learn how you can change lives...
   
   www.giveindia.org

8. Donors

   Surrogacy Website Find Your Egg Donors, Surrogate Mothers Online
   
   www.surrogatefinder.com

Patel Knows everything

Patel was bragging to his boss one day,' You know, I know everyone there is to know.. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.'
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, 'OK, Patel how about Tom Cruise?' 'Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.' So Patel and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, 'Patel! Great to see you!'

You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!' Although impressed, Patel's boss is still skeptical.

After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Patel that he thinks Patel's knowing Cruise was just lucky. 'No, no, just name anyone else,’ Patel says.
'President Obama,' his boss quickly retorts.

'Yes,' Patel says, 'I know him, let's fly out to Washington .' And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Patel on the tour and motions
him and his boss over, saying, 'Patel , what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of
coffee first and catch up.'

Well, the boss is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Patel who again implores him to name anyone else.

'The Pope,' his boss replies. 'Sure!' says Patel. 'My folks are from Poland , and I've known the Pope a long time.'

So off they fly to Rome ... Patel and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Patel says ,'This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope.' And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican .

Sure enough, half an hour later Patel emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Patel returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss' side, Patel asks him, 'What happened?'

His boss looks up and says, 'I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, who's that on the balcony with Patel?