some jokes..

Wife: Why are you home so early?
 Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
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 "Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles
 and sorrows.";
 "But I don't have any, my love."
 "I said, when we get married" 
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 American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.
 Santa: In India, it is only with female 
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 When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God
 doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
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 On the first day of marriage, the husband is treated like god... after
 that the letters reversed ( dog )
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The 3 fastest means of communication:
  Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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 A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found
 a woman just like mother!"
 His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?";

 

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Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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How can SantaSingh Kill a Lion?
SantaSingh thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. JJJ

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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married;
Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

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Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

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SantaSingh: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

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SantaSingh : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

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Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where eveR U Go Our Network Follows."

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SantaSingh : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
SantaSingh : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!