Sunday, July 11, 2010

Vedic Philosophy Secrets

Vedic Philosophy Secrets

3 operating principles

by Sanora Bartels

How many times have you 'stuck it out' and stayed in a dead-end relationship, not quit the job that feels like a hamster wheel, or refused to look for a new apartment even though the management never fixes anything.

Our entire purpose in life is evolution and growth -- the way we move forward is by unleashing our imagination and taking creative action. Every action is then nurtured and maintained for our higher good. Once the purpose is served, the laws of disintegration release us and allow us to step up to the next level of creative action. When we begin to understand that our primary job is creative action, we move with the universal energies and are supported by nature with greater abundance and deeper love.

In Vedic philosophy, there are three states of energy that flow in nature. They are called 'the three gunas.' Rajas -- creation or action, sattwa -- maintenance, and tamas -- disintegration. These three are at work at all times, moving in tandem. As one finishes its cycle, the next moves in to perform the next function.

So, for example, you take an action to create a new relationship -- you are moving in the realm of rajas and are acting as a 'creation operator.' Once you are in the relationship, you must continue to take creative action in order to foster its continued evolution. With each creative action, sattwa is engaged and maintains the result of the action until its natural expiration date. Sattwa is the 'maintenance operator.' As long as you continue to take action, sattwa will maintain the relationship in good standing. If you go out on a date, and then don't call or answer your phone for two weeks, tamas is invited to dissolve any ties. Tamas is the 'destruction operator.'

You never need to worry about sattwa doing its job. If you begin to think "I have him/her now, I just need to maintain it," tamas gladly takes over. Cracks will begin to appear in the relationship. This is inevitable, unless both parties are engaged in creative action (and I don't mean watercolor classes -- I mean by renewing the connection in meaningful ways).

The wonderful news is that with each creative action taken, sattwa has something better to maintain (i.e., your job security, your friendships). But what if you're not thrilled with your job, but don't feel ready to make a change? Should you just lie low and allow sattwa energy to maintain it until you decide to find something better? You could, but know that before long, sattwa will begin to lose interest, and tamas will step in.

Tamas destroys or disintegrates situations and relationships that don't sustain us. The longer we resist the inevitable, the more devastating the final result -- either in the force of the impact or in the realization of how much time has been wasted on unhappiness. Like rajas, tamas is an energy we can lean into. Unlike rajas, tamas shouldn't be deliberately tapped regularly.

Let's go back to that relationship you created. Everyday, you take action to renew the connection, but your partner seems to be in maintenance mode. If, after a discussion in your sweetest sattwa voice, they don't ramp up their rajas, it's a good time to tap into tamas and pull the plug.

Sanora Bartels is an independent teacher of Vedic Meditation working with individuals to sustain balance and achieve success in all areas of life. Her training included a year of study that took her from Los Angeles, California to Rishikesh, India to Flagstaff, Arizona.


Murphy's Technology Laws Murphy's Technology Laws

Murphy's Technology Laws Murphy's Technology Laws

Murphy's Technology Laws Murphy's Technology Law #1:
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Murphy's Technology Law #2:
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with
confidence.

Murphy's Technology Law #3:
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

Murphy's Technology Law #4:
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then
the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Murphy's Technology Law #5:
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until
he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Murphy's Technology Law #6:
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure.

Murphy's Technology Law #7:
All great discoveries are made by mistake.

Murphy's Technology Law #8:
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

Murphy's Technology Law #9:
All's well that ends... period.

Murphy's Technology Law #10:
A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost.

Murphy's Technology Law #11:
The first myth of management is that it exists.

Murphy's Technology Law #12:
A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

Murphy's Technology Law #13:
New systems generate new problems.

Murphy's Technology Law #14:
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Murphy's Technology Law #15:
We don't know one-millionth of one percent about anything.

Murphy's Technology Law #16:
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Newton's laws of infatuation:

Newton's laws of infatuation:


love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.



first law:


a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.



second law:


the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the
direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance.



3rd law:


the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

Girls beware

ALL GIRLS WILL HATE THIS

1) What is the difference between women and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...

3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....

5) What did God say after he created woman?
(This ones THE BEST)
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man

6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.

7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business

8) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no intention of driving (The Best in the lot)

Cool Ones............

Want to propose a girl - Just do it. (Nike)

Before going to propose to a girl - Believe in the best. (BPL)

If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl - Vicks ki goli lo kichkich door karo. (Vicks)

If you are going to propose to a girl, chances are>-50-50. (Britannia)

If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her - Take it easy. (Limca)

Those who succeed in love always say - We dream because we do. (Daewoo)

If some one wants to write a love letter to his girlfriend -likho script apna apna. (Rotomac)

If you love someone - Go get it. (visa power)

Boy riding a bike with neighbor's girl - Neighbors envy owner's pride.(Onida)

Not satisfied with your dates - Yeh dil mangey more.(Pepsi)

A guy having a number of girl friends - Complete Man. (Raymonds)

A smart girl having a number of boyfriends - yeh hai hamara suraksachakra.(Colgate)

For those lost in love - Har shaam ka sathi main aur mera (Bagpiper).