A couple along with their two children were travelling to a farther place in train.

Husband: Why do you prefer train darling? Is it because of a trip on a pair of rails which are always together?

Wife: No, it's because of those rails that never join.

Co-passenger to wife: Mam, do you have coffee maker in home?

Wife: Yes he is. (pointing her hubby)

Co-passenger: What type of a washing machine do you have Mam? Automatic or semi-automatic?

Wife: Neither, I have only "The Semi". (looking at her hubby)

Another co-passenger to husband: Where are you coming from Sir?

Husband: from my wife's native "Bang"aluru. (looking at his wife)

Co-passenger to wife: Where are you going now?

Wife: to my hubby's place "MUM"bai.

after a while the wife asks a pretty girl nearby.

Wife: What are you doing?

Girl: I am about to marry my lover next week!

Wife: Is your boy look good?

Girl: I didn't scan yet.

The train stops in a station by 3 in the noon and the family was very hungry.

Hubby: Can we have our lunch now?

Wife: Didn't you pack that I cooked in the morning?

Hubby: I din't because I want to kill the bugs and rats so I kept it open there itself.

Then the hubby rushes to the station canteen to pack something.

Husband: Hey, we travel in this train. Get me something for 4 to eat quickly.

Server: Sir, the train will halt for half an hour. You need not be in hurry.

Husband: What do you have?

Server: Special Meal, Ordinary Meal, Special Cake and Ordinary Cake.

Husband: What is the difference between the Special Cake and Ordinary Cake?

Server: Just one month.

Husband: Then I don't want cake. (he is scared by the server's answer and his wife too) Give me one ordinary meal. Let me taste it and then pack if it is good.

Server gives him the Ordinary Meal. There were 6 stones found in the meal. The hubby patiently collects all the 6 stones and shows to the server.

Husband: See there are 6 stones in your meal. What is this?

Server: Sir, we put only this much in Ordinary Meal.

Husband is worried and asks for the Ordinary Cake to taste. While he take the cake near his mouth, a bad smell came form the cake.

Husband: Hey, this cake is stinking. How can you serve this?

Server: I can not call Dr. Abdhul Kalam to serve this. Only I can serve this ordinary cake.

Husband: OK. It's time to move. Pack me 8 Special Cakes. I have to catch the train.

Server: Sorry Sir. With our Special Cake, we catch only the rats not the train.

The husband faints there.