Excellent Definitions of Designations

DEFINITIONS OF DESIGNATIONS:

(Executives defined in refined manner)

Project Manager
... thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer
... thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Onsite Coordinator

... thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client
... one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager
... thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team
... thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team
... thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor
... is never happy with a delivered baby.

Tester
... always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager
... thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!